My Fellow Americans

Washington, D.C. The epicenter of power and home to the leader of the free world, I'm told. In all honesty, the city itself seems very office hourly and everything has a stuffy bureaucratic feel to it. That, combined with the patriotism-through-tourism scene made me appreciate the fact that I would spend just 24 hours in the city.

See? He had to bring his own big wheel.

Alan Freed da waves as much as I freed da slaves, yo.

I am big and I be pointy.