The House That Gimp Built

A few blocks away from my apartment lies the old San Francisco Armory. Jesus Christ this place gives me the creeps. It houses Kink.com these days, which means there is freaky sex shit going on--day and night. You can almost hear the screams and the leather straps hitting butt cheeks outside. I hear one of the dominatrices is seriously not to be messed with (I guess none of them are.)

"Aaaaiiiieeeee! Eeeeeeee!"

I saw a couple run out of there, joyous, the guy hopping over parking meters. Why? Because they got the fuck out!

A sidenote: Two Finnish friends have entered, and won, the Porn Raffle at the Monthly Rumpus. One-year subscription to a Kink.com site of their choice. With sites like "Everything Butt", what's not to like?